Adidas Shows the World Real Breasts

Nobel Prize winners need supportive bras too

The breast news was everywhere.

EXTRA EXTRA! Adidas shows 25 sets of real women’s breasts. Or are they called pairs? Or matches?

I was suspicious. Had fake breasts imploded and all Adidas was left to work with was real breasts — our breasts. I googled it.

No, people with Victoria’s Secret style breasts had not spontaneously combusted. However, a lot of people were very angry about having to look at differently shaped nipples and lopsided boobies.

Everything is porn these days. Children’s literature, the backyard game cornhole, and now regular boobs.

“How dare you make us look at those?” many people protested, insisting we censor these breasts.

Why are people so afraid of real boobs? Are you listening, Stephen King? Carrie 2. Carrie comes back to her small ignorant town — topless! Oh my God, Carrie has stretch marks on her breasts. Her boobs are lopsided. Insert scream here!

But I ask you, why did Adidas do it? Are they becoming part of the fake news and lamestream media? Or are they a business?

Adidas realized diverse breasts needed support too while they were running, swimming, inserting tampons, and racing to the stage to claim their Nobel Prizes:

Speaking of women Nobel Prize Winners — Thanks, Marie Curie, Baroness Bertha Sophie Felicita von Suttner, Selma Ottilia Lovisa Lagerlöf, Grazia Deledda, Sigrid Undset, Jane Addams, Irène Joliot-Curie, Pearl Buck, Gabriela Mistral, Emily Greene Balch, Gerty Theresa Cori, Maria Goeppert-Mayer, Dorothy Crowfoot Hodgkin, Nelly Sachs, Mairead Corrigan, Betty Williams, Rosalyn Sussman Yalow, Mother Teresa, Alva Myrdal, Barbara McClintock, Rita Levi-Montalcini, Gertrude B. Elion, Nadine Gordimer, Aung San Suu Kyi, Rigoberta Menchú Tum, Toni Morrison, Christiane Nüsslein-Volhard, Wislawa Szymborska, Jody Williams, Shirin Ebadi, Linda B. Buck, Wangari Muta Maathai, Elfriede Jelinek, Doris Lessing, Françoise Barré-Sinoussi, Carol W. Greider, Herta Müller…

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